Kourtney Kardashian has branded herself a ‘hot slob kabob’ after she got so drunk at her Vegas wedding to Travis Barker that she blacked out and doesn’t remember walking down the aisle.
The reality star, 43, who wed rocker Travis, 46, for the ‘first’ time in an unofficial ceremony after the Grammy Awards in February, revealed the less than glamorous details about her tequila-fueled nuptials during the latest episode of The Kardashians on Wednesday, admitting she threw up and took her clothes off after the ceremony.
This week’s episode – entitled You Have No Idea How Iconic This Is! – offered the first images from the ceremony – presided by an Elvis impersonator who hilariously kept referring to the star by sister Khloe’s name – with Kourtney called ‘drunk as a skunk’ by mom Kris Jenner.
Drunk on love (and tequila): Kourtney Kardashian has branded herself a ‘hot slob kabob’ after she got so drunk at her Vegas wedding to Travis Barker that she blacked out and doesn’t remember walking down the aisle (pictured lying on the floor of the wedding chapel)
As it was teased at the end of last week’s episode – One Night in Miami – no one in the family had any clue that Kourtney and Travis were getting hitched in the wee hours of the morning at a Vegas chapel.
The episode kicks off at the Chateau Marmont in Los Angeles, where Kourtney and Travis are getting ready for a photo shoot, while Kourtney explains in confession, ‘This is a really, really big week for us.’
‘Every day is crazy. We just got back from the Grammy’s. We have this photoshoot for Daring Vegan Chicken,’ she says in confession, while Kourtney is seen trying on a short black wig with bangs that Travis loves.
Kourtney adds in confession that they are going on Jimmy Kimmel Live and press for the first season of The Kardashians all week, leading up to the premiere.
Wow: The reality star, 43, who wed rocker Travis, 46, for the ‘first’ time in an unofficial ceremony after the Grammy Awards in February, revealed the less than glamorous details about her tequila-fueled nuptials during the latest episode of The Kardashians on Wednesday, admitting she threw up and took her clothes off after the ceremony
First glimpse: This week’s episode – entitled You Have No Idea How Iconic This Is! – offered the first images from the ceremony – presided by an Elvis impersonator who hilariously kept referring to the star by sister Khloe’s name
Drunk as a skunk: Mom Kris was left unimpressed by the wedding revelation
Big week: The episode kicks off at the Chateau Marmont in Los Angeles, where Kourtney and Travis are getting ready for a photo shoot, while Kourtney explains in confession, ‘This is a really, really big week for us’
Press: Kourtney adds in confession that they are going on Jimmy Kimmel Live and press for the first season of The Kardashians all week, leading up to the premiere
One of Kourtney’s good friends Simon Huck is there while they preparing, while Kourtney adds in confession, ‘And… we got married.’
The show cuts to several news bits about the Vegas ‘secret ceremony’ as Kourtney explains to Travis the wig is the same haircut she had in 6th grade… as they show a throwback snap.
‘So can we talk about Vegas? What happened?’ Simon asks, as Travis teases, ‘Oh, many things happened in Vegas.’
Hazy: The pair were seen staring into one another’s eyes during the ceremony – as Kourtney struggled to remain upright
News: The show cuts to several news bits about the Vegas ‘secret ceremony’
Throwback: Kourtney explains to Travis the wig is the same haircut she had in 6th grade… as they show a throwback snap
What happened: ‘So can we talk about Vegas? What happened?’ Simon asks, as Travis teases, ‘Oh, many things happened in Vegas’
Kourtney asks if they should show Simon their videos from the ceremony, as Travis responds, ‘Yeah, you have to.’
Back in confession, a producer asks, ‘Are you married and we missed it?’ as Kourtney adds, ‘Well, guess what? I guess what happens in Vegas doesn’t always stay in Vegas. I don’t even know where to begin.’
‘Vegas with Travis is really fun. He’s like, ‘It’s the Grammys and it’s our first Grammys together! Let’s make this the best night ever!’ Kourtney explained in confession.
Video: Kourtney asks if they should show Simon their videos from the ceremony, as Travis responds, ‘Yeah, you have to’
Guess what: Back in confession, a producer asks, ‘Are you married and we missed it?’ as Kourtney adds, ‘Well, guess what? I guess what happens in Vegas doesn’t always stay in Vegas. I don’t even know where to begin’
Back in the dressing room, she tells Simon they had, ‘the best day and night at the Grammys then we went to eat, we were starving.’
Kourtney adds in confession they found, ‘the best vegan sushi at this dive restaurant in a strip mall,’ though a producer explains, ‘it can not be sushi if it’s vegan.’
‘It is! It’s made of like tofu and avocado,’ Kourtney says though the producer insists, ‘That’s not sushi.’
Best: Back in the dressing room, she tells Simon they had, ‘the best day and night at the Grammys then we went to eat, we were starving’
Really fun: ‘Vegas with Travis is really fun. He’s like, ‘It’s the Grammys and it’s our first Grammys together! Let’s make this the best night ever!’ Kourtney explained in confession
Travis added in the dressing room that Kourtney started to get ‘into it’ and they started looking up Vegas chapels.
‘We knew that Elvis had to marry us,’ Kourtney says in confession, while back in the dressing room she says that was, ‘the only one open at that hour. Nobody was around. It was security, his manager,’ while Travis added his ‘drum tech was the photographer.’
Simon asks if they walked down the aisle and asks if they have video, and Kourtney says, ‘Yes… but I blacked out. I actually don’t remember though.’
Get into it: Travis added in the dressing room that Kourtney started to get ‘into it’ and they started looking up Vegas chapels
Elvis: ‘We knew that Elvis had to marry us,’ Kourtney says in confession, while back in the dressing room she says that was, ‘the only one open at that hour. Nobody was around. It was security, his manager,’ while Travis added his ‘drum tech was the photographer.
Kourtney adds in confession, ‘I didn’t even remember Elvis sang to me, walking down the aisle, I just didn’t remember. I didn’t remember I had a bouquet.’
Kourtney shows them all a photo of her bouquet on the floor after she threw it in the air before handing the phone to Simon, who watches a video of Kourtney and Travis’ ceremony with a gold-clad Elvis impersonator.
‘I give my love… to my one true love… right now,’ Travis says, as Kourtney repeats the vows he just said, as Kourtney adds, ‘I’m like slurring, if you can’t hear.’
Bouquet: Kourtney shows them all a photo of her bouquet on the floor after she threw it in the air before handing the phone to Simon, who watches a video of Kourtney and Travis’ ceremony with a gold-clad Elvis impersonator
Slurring: ‘I give my love… to my one true love… right now,’ Travis says, as Kourtney repeats the vows he just said, as Kourtney adds, ‘I’m like slurring, if you can’t hear’
Travis shows another photo of Kourtney nearly falling to the ground, with Travis adding the Elvis impersonator said, ‘Do you Travis take Khloe she like fell to the ground. They kept calling her Khloe,’ as Simon zooms in on the Elvis impersonator.
‘When Elvis was marrying us, he’s like, ‘I Khloe take thee Travis’ and I just like lost my mind, fell straight on the floor and we like couldn’t get up.’
Travis tells Simon and the others that, ‘Kourt was on one, it was so good,’ while Travis jokes that, ‘Tequila Kourtney is a different person.’
Nearly falling: Travis shows another photo of Kourtney nearly falling to the ground, with Travis adding the Elvis impersonator said, ‘Do you Travis take Khloe she like fell to the ground. They kept calling her Khloe,’ as Simon zooms in on the Elvis impersonator
Lost: ‘When Elvis was marrying us, he’s like, ‘I Khloe take thee Travis’ and I just like lost my mind, fell straight on the floor and we like couldn’t get up’
‘I did throw up after, though, and took my top off and unbuttoned my pants and I had to like walk back through the hotel with like a million people taking my photo. I was a hot slob kabob,’ Kourtney said in confession.
Travis tells Simon, ‘If that’s anything like our real wedding, I’ll be so stoked, cause it was awesome. It was so fun.’
‘That was the most fun,’ Kourtney said, while adding in confession that their Vegas wedding wasn’t legal since they couldn’t get a marriage license.
Throw up: ‘I did throw up after, though, and took my top off and unbuttoned my pants and I had to like walk back through the hotel with like a million people taking my photo. I was a hot slob kabob,’ Kourtney said in confession
Awesome: Travis tells Simon, ‘If that’s anything like our real wedding, I’ll be so stoked, cause it was awesome. It was so fun’
‘We did try to get a license but they wouldn’t give us the certificate. It was 2 AM and I’m sure we could’ve gotten a license the next day, but what could be a more fun night in Vegas. I am truly living my best life. Don’t let anyone tell you any different,’ Kourtney adds in confession.
Back in Kourtney and Travis’ dressing room, they’re both ready for the photo shoot, while Kourtney adds that Simon has been working with the brand Daring Chicken.
‘Doing a campaign for this vegan chicken brand just makes sense for us and it’s something that we’re both really passionate about,’ Kourtney says in confession.
Shoot: Back in Kourtney and Travis’ dressing room, they’re both ready for the photo shoot, while Kourtney adds that Simon has been working with the brand Daring Chicken
‘I guess vegans do have more fun. God that’s so cheesy,’ Kourtney says in confession as we see the couple eating from a bucket of chicken in a limo.
Kourtney is wearing a maroon bustier with metal studs while Travis is wearing a unique black suit with metal pins up his back as they’re seen trying the chicken and, of course, making out.
The episode cuts to Kris Jenner’s house, where she’s meeting with her hip replacement surgeon, Dr. Jason Snibbe, who says they’re two weeks out from the surgery.
Surgeon: The episode cuts to Kris Jenner’s house, where she’s meeting with her hip replacement surgeon, Dr. Jason Snibbe, who says they’re two weeks out from the surgery
Kris says she’ll just be happy when she can, ‘move around the way I like to move around,’ adding this process is, ‘very slow… for me… I don’t have a lot of patience.’
The surgeon reminds her, ‘it takes six weeks for the bone to be attached, while Kris adds in confession that she’s getting her stitches out today.
‘I’m just ready for this to be over and I just want to get back to my life,’ she adds, as the doctor starts taking the stitches out… as the cameras leave, though we can still hear her scream once.
Ready: ‘I’m just ready for this to be over and I just want to get back to my life,’ she adds, as the doctor starts taking the stitches out… as the cameras leave, though we can still hear her scream once
‘It’s just such a mindf**k,’ Kris says after the stitches are out, adding to the camera, ‘I just feel… sometimes you just feel defeated, but I feel really good today. It’s just emotional, the whole thing is emotional. There are some days that are painful. I’m not gonna lie,’ she says.
The doctor says that she can’t just get up and go like she used to and Kris says she doesn’t understand why she’s crying, as Corey Gamble comes up to give her a kiss.
Kris adds in confession, ‘I’m just so relieved I can get back to my life and do all the things that I loved to do.’
Relieved: Kris adds in confession, ‘I’m just so relieved I can get back to my life and do all the…
